Rick and Morty was supposed to be for the intellectuals, but it turns out that they may be for the pedos. One of the creators of the show, Dan Harmon, couldn’t have experienced a worse time to be exposed... READ MORE

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  Mission: Impossible – Fallout is getting rave reviews across the board, which can only lead any sane person to assume that sucking reviewer dick is a possible mission for Tom Cruise. Honestly, who’s watching this shit? Anyway, this... READ MORE

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If Stormy Daniels seemed like marriage material to you then you absolutely deserve everything that comes along with your decision to wed a washed up pornstar. Men make mistakes, but making an honest woman out of a lady who... READ MORE

Stones, glass house, Trevor Noah. I’m in favor of comedians taking college classes that would once and for all educate aspiring jesters to stick to the sole duty of their profession, which is to make others laugh, not give... READ MORE

  Chrissy Teigen’s recorded attempt to kill her daughter with a dangerous tarantula hawk spider wasp didn’t go over as well as she had hoped for, and as such, Teigen found herself in unfamiliar territory – her clap back at... READ MORE

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  What would Mark Suckaturd’s Facebook reaction emoji be to the news that his company is showing its first signs of weakness virtually since he founded it in 2004? Maybe a cute little face with a tear? Maybe a... READ MORE

Ariana Grande is the more important person in her relationship. But if you’re like most people and don’t know her boyfriend Pete Davidson from a can of paint, you would swear he’s the pop singing sensation providing the people... READ MORE