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19-YO Lily-Rose Depp Mud Wrestling GIFs Reveal A Lady

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you still had a soft spot for Gen Z hipster privileged piece of shit celeb offspring, then these gifs of Johnny Depp and some smoker’s daughter – the nineteen-year-old Lily-Rose Depp – might make you finally cave. Gen... READ MORE

NASCAR CEO Brian France Arrested For DUI, Oxy Possession In The Hamptons

August 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  NASCAR, the preferred sport for white nationalists, is all about watching people drive around very fast in circles in hopes that a driver will sneeze and go flying off into the audience in a fiery ball of human... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ Sister Swept Off Her Feet By Rapper

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I feel like there needs to be an official study done to finally determine whether a slut gene exists. And if so, how to properly weed it out with eugenics. At this point, talentless women becoming overnight status symbols... READ MORE

Katy Perry Now Making Mall Appearances, But At Least She Looks Terrible

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

OY MELBOURNE! I’ll be making a pit stop at the Westfield Southland @myer around 2p for a mall snack + to show off my @kpcollections before my show tonight. Will I see u there? — KATY PERRY (@katyperry) August... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Releases Lengthy Statement About Fake Overdose*

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lovato sings like Christina Aguilera in a screaming match and seems to have the same relationship to (her supposed) addiction as a Slender Man-following Tumblr girl has with cutting. As always, in the timeless words of Demi Lovato - #sorrynotsorry. READ MORE

Bieber And Baldwin Barreling Towards Future Regrets Fast

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s times like these that I wish Justin Bieber still belonged to that new age Jim Jones-like cult that’s using church and doing good for the community as their cover just like good ol’ Jimbo back in the day.... READ MORE

Blind Item: Starlet Exchanges Sex For Franchise Opportunity With A-List Comic

August 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Those of you who’ve been sitting on a good “could be anybody” comment are in for a treat, because today’s blind item really could be anybody. But, it’s not. We’re looking for one aspiring starlet who frequently hooks up... READ MORE

Tom Cruise Introduced To Internet Porn By Seth Rogen

August 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wish a journalist was allowed to spend an entire 24 hours with Tom Cruise and then report back their findings. He seems like someone to keep their sanity together just long enough to not receive a handwritten invitation... READ MORE

Now You: What’s Your Ideal Charlie’s Angels Reboot Cast?

August 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As most of you know by now, parking lot tampon Kristen Stewart has signed on to play one of Charlie’s Angels in the upcoming woke progressive reboot series helmed by Elizabeth Banks (she also plays Bosley, who was previously... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Experienced Domestic Violence At The Hands Of Amber Heard

August 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

My first thought when the idea of being beaten by my lover Amber Heard is, I could have been beaten by worse. I can just imagine all of the unreported domestic violence experienced by men in Hollywood. Do you... READ MORE

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