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Beast Kardashian’s Ass Looks Insane In New Paparazzi Pic

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Anyone suffering for those dreaded four-hour-or-longer boners after ODing on Viagra is in luck, because after seeing Beast Kardashian’s misshapen botched shelf ass, not only will your boner subside, but your dick will shrivel up and fall off entirely. No... READ MORE

James Gunn Allegedly Attended A Pedo Themed Party

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There is no one at the moment suffering more from “it’s not what it looks like” than James Gunn. I personally still believe in conventional American values like “you’re innocent until proven guilty” and in order to establish guilt... READ MORE

Chipotle Retraining All Staff On Food Safety After Ohio Disaster

August 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Everything miserable in this world happens in Ohio, and we should all head to the comments and use it as our bitch punching bag until it does something to prove that it isn’t Somalia nestled next to a... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Marion Cotillard Full Frontal Skinny Dipping Candids

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Forty-two-year-old French actress Marion Cotillard has gone nude a ton in her movies, but for her most recent tits and vag out appearance, in Ismael’s Ghosts, she used CGI trickery. She loathes her middle-aged body. But do you? That... READ MORE

Chris Hardwick Scaring Away All The Chicks At Work

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The show about zombies has turned into a zombie itself, The Walking Dead refuses to die. It was watchable in the beginning, but the activity that goes on surrounding the show is more interesting than anything that has happened... READ MORE

Alleged Fake Lupus Looks Good On Selena Gomez In New Bikini Pics

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fake lupus to cover for a blown out meth kidney allegedly looks good on Selena Gomez, who posted a bunch of bikini pics while on a motorboat. I admit that previously I didn't get the new look that Gomez... READ MORE

Celebrity Nudity Now Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu

August 16, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Rosario Dawson has huge porn star tits, which you can see in action in Alexander Revisited: The Final Cut on Netflix. Also on Netflix, it’s vintage Lena Headey in The Parole Officer. Over on Amazon Prime, see vintage sex comedy T&A in... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Bails On Teen Choice Awards Because She’s A Better Person Than Most

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne is publicly demonstrating just how advanced technology has become. Besides just being a top favorite for most lifelike silicon sex toy, she’s demonstrating that soulless artificial intelligence synths can formulate opinions. Imagine if the ending of Ex... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Unhinged Pre-Suicide GQ Interview Reveals Shocking Proposal Timeline

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, why is it that hot girls go for the ugliest guys? Goddamn. Pete Davison is one ugly ass son of a bitch. As everyone already knows and doesn’t care about by now, nymphomanic Bratz Doll Ariana Granda and... READ MORE

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