Ah the age gap, it’s nothing but a number. A number between two people that gets weirder the further apart they are from each other. When someone that’s closer to birth decides to date someone that’s closer to death,... READ MORE

The worst kind of rejection a daughter can receive is her father not being into her slutty knockoff Kardashian Insta ass. This is exactly the type of public humiliation fake model Ireland Baldwin recently faced when her father Alec... READ MORE

  Thanks to a police arrest, we have new insight as to what ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and his friends are up to at 4 AM on a Monday. Hint: It rhymes with hugs.... READ MORE

Incessantly referring to yourself in third person and marrying a gypsy that swindled her way the top doesn’t make you a genius, but don’t tell Kanye West that. Kim is upset with her husband after finding out he wants... READ MORE

Mr. Skin has been celebrating movie nudity for 19 glorious years and that’s something to celebrate. Shout it from the rooftops, people, it’s Mr. Skin’s birthday and he’s giving US a gift. He’s thoughtful like that. For a limited... READ MORE

I was hopeful for the future and really thought humanity was headed in the right direction with Elon Musk at the helm. But the fact that human race’s savior even brushes shoulders with the likes of a woman whose... READ MORE

I’m astonished that Seth Rogen found someone of the opposite sex that agreed to marry him. Putting up with a plethora of fart jokes and unwarranted political opinions on the first date is no easy task for any woman.... READ MORE

Chloë Grace Moretz’s body is causing her some heartache. I believe she’s aging backwards like she has Benjamin Button syndrome, doomed to toil in an indefinitely suspended state of ineradicable baby fat with a side of kid face. The... READ MORE

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