Inbred former celebrity and lifelong Christian zealot Jennifer Garner was once in something called Alias, and Ben Affleck was once inside her, so therefore she’s famous enough for us to give a shit about. Garner is so dedicated... READ MORE

Close your eyes. I would like for you to imagine living in a world where women argue over who’s more talented at a profession that requires absolutely no talent. Now open them. You live in that world. Most people... READ MORE

Bid adieu to hump day with these sexy links including Perrie Edwards' bethonged booty, Claudia Schiffer's ageless body, and this week's skin-filled DVD and Blu-ray releases! READ MORE

  We can go ahead and file this under: Barf. Tonedeaf tech entrepreneur / probable Asperger syndrome success story Elon Musk went from dating Amber Heard to dating something he found in a clearance bin at Hot Topics called Grimes,... READ MORE

Some chicks lez out in Concussion, and the new series House of Flowers brings tits from Sheryl Rubio Rojas – both streaming on Netflix. On Amazon Prime, a young Reese Witherspoon goes epically nude in Twilight and La Femme Nikita... READ MORE

If you haven’t heard already, Sharknado 6 will be the last Sharknado. The good news is there will be one less mind-numbing meaningless show to accidentally run into while channel surfing. The other good news is that Tara Reid... READ MORE

The legacy of attractive women getting with fat greasy fucks continues as Naomi Campbell and David Blaine appear to be an item, at least if you go by these pics of the duo cuddling on a yacht in St. Tropez... READ MORE

As if the new pic of Harold and Maude cuddling up in bed isn't damning enough, we now have screenshots of texts Argento sent to her friend after the scandal. READ MORE

Men need a safe space where they don’t have to worry about being sexually assaulted by horny Italian actresses. My guess is Asia Argento suffers from alcoholism, an overactive libido, and an affinity to omit details every time she... READ MORE

Spice up your Tuesday with these sexy links including Dagny Paige's pair, Bella Hadid all wet, and a nude peek at Ben Affleck's new babe! READ MORE