Kate Upton seems to have given up on having her #MeThree! moment, pinned on sexual encounters with obviously wildly homosexual Guess creative director Paul Marciano. Which is great news, because now we can focus on her gigantic heaving creamy... READ MORE

Equality can only go so far. Jessica Alba is positioning herself as the patroness saint of maternity leave but for some reason the Honest company that she’s the #girlboss of only allows men two months off for not being... READ MORE

PPFs (poor people fights) were popularized pre-Internet on shows like Jerry Springer and COPS, so their ubiquity nowadays online makes sense. We were primed and pumped and ready for viral PPFs. READ MORE

Big Brother is watching you on this week's episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast! READ MORE

  Chelsea Handler has finally landed a joke. And it’s her body. To be honest, Handler’s books My Horizontal Life and Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea are funny and non-PC, so if you have a big of enough of... READ MORE

It would be nice if Kelly Clarkson could shut down offers of extra cake slices the same way she shuts down gay bashing on the internet. Kelly is surprisingly an inspiration to other human beings on this planet. And... READ MORE

Start your week on a high note with these sexy links including Rita Ora topless, Sofia Richie's birthday boobs, and an interview with actress Lena Roma! READ MORE

The worst person in the world was naked again on Sharp Objects, Animal Kingdom continued to be porn with nudity from Sohvi Rodriguez, Dichen Lachman, and Devon Reilly, Deadwind was gross, and The Innocents brought some shadowy skinny dipping. Head... READ MORE

In between her Thorazine-fueled slothlike twirling on stage during a concert in London this weekend, Spears took the time to pump up the crowd with the same British accent she debuted during her meltdown a decade ago. READ MORE

Ben Affleck is a far better man than me because there’s only a handful of things that I’m able to accomplish when I decide to go on indefinite benders. Cheat with hotter women than the one I’m already with... READ MORE