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CBS CEO Leslie Moonves Leaving After Sexual Assault Allegations

September 10, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Imagine for a second, if you will. Being so hard up for attention that you’re willing to talk to Ronan Farrow. This is the stage four thirstiness experienced by six women who came forward in a piece written... READ MORE

Osbourne Family Reboot Failed After Lowball Network Offers

September 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m beginning to believe that the experts have stopped working on figuring out time travel altogether due to our inability to leave the past. Why would we need a fancy machine to transport us back in time when there... READ MORE

Kevin Spacey And Steven Seagal Off The Hook For Now

September 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Now that the smoke is settling from the MeToo melee, it looks like both Kevin Spacey and Steven Seagal will be beating their charges. Mostly because the LA prosecutor and DA refuse to press any. It’s a shame that... READ MORE

Goop Gotta Pay Up

September 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow is a lying piece of Goop, and certainly not the prophet that she’s parading herself around to be. No, she doesn’t have the answers. And contrary to her average customer’s belief, if you touch the edge of... READ MORE

Emily Browning Version 2.0 and Crap Around the Web

September 7, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The week is finally over! Celebrate with these sexy links including Mimi Elashiry topless, Barbara Palvin braless, and a tribute to the nude scenes in the late, great Burt Reynolds' movies! READ MORE

Now You: iPhone vs. Android

September 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  My dad always says that you can judge a man by his shoes, his cigar, and his car. He enjoys talking like he’s in a mental ward during The Great Depression. In 2018, you can add a cell phone... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart Is Sexually Ambiguous Butterfly

September 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When stars get chatty about sexuality and personal preferences, it’s proof that they’re on their way out to pasture. Showing your tits to anyone that’ll pay attention has been a proven fail-proof formula for years. It’s only when men... READ MORE

Olivia Munn Catches a Predator and Crap Around the Web

September 6, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Your week is nearly over and you can celebrate with these sexy links including Emily Browning topless, Lucy Hale working it, and the hottest topless Jewish celebs! READ MORE

Lena Dunham Loses Her Clothes And Adds Oil

September 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Emily Ratajkowski may now feel free to remove herself from the face of the Earth after committing one of her most egregious offenses against humanity to date. I honestly feel like Jeff Goldblum’s quote from Jurassic Park couldn’t be... READ MORE

Announcers Filling Air Time While Naked Man Runs Through L.A. Traffic To Get You Through The Week

September 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, does anyone here watch Drugs, Inc? It’s damn great. If we can’t have that narrator detailing the every move of this carjacker and obvious PCP aficionado running through L.A. traffic buck nude, then at least we have these chucklehead announcers.... READ MORE

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