As country legend Garth Brooks sings – I’m much too young to feel this damn old. Except replace “feel” with “look.” And replace “Garth Brooks” with “poorly aging child actor.” Our mystery celebrity is dressed like he knows his... READ MORE

  My understanding of the unspoken live of a man’s underwear choices is – your parents put you in briefs. Suddenly in middle school you realize that everyone else is wearing boxers. Which is weird, because how did they... READ MORE

  The whole Brett Kavanaugh thing has been a real bummer because it just drives home the point that if you have rich parents who foot the hefty bill of your private high school education, you get to run rape... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Minute puts it on Cruise control! READ MORE

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Our current hedonistic society, and most rap songs, hint that the key to happiness is having more. More is better. Mo’ money, mo’ booby if you ask Gisele Bündchen. Her top half even had one of the greatest returns... READ MORE

Four days down, one to go! Celebrate with these sexy links including Halsey's nips, Disha Shmetova fully nude, and the Top Ten Orgy Scenes! READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   Kulture did me bad A post shared by CARDIVENOM (@iamcardib) on Sep 26, 2018 at 10:12pm PDT   Cardi B. is a random plastic surgery victim from some shit hole in New York City.... READ MORE

  Orgy glad Amy Adams isn’t in any of these scenes? Orgies are beautiful expressions of lovemaking that involve multiple pussies and tits, and you can see the top ten best orgy scenes in history right here. Some of... READ MORE

Titles are titles, they don’t necessarily by default fully define the person that is attached to them. Whether Meghan Markle has finally upgraded to the Empress of Earth or lives out the remainder of her life as the Duchess... READ MORE