I’ll have to wait for the official pricing card to be updated, but it looks like Victoria Silvstedt got some touch up work done on her golden geese. Victoria releases her new editions with far less fanfare than an... READ MORE

Victoria Silvstedt turns to one person in her time of need. Herself. Okay, two people if you count her short tubby billionaire benefactor and the cash that shoots out of his ass when her tongue finds his prostate, but... READ MORE

For the women who wants to know what it feels like to be a high class prostitute, Victoria Silvstedt has launched her own lingerie line. The pieces are pretty simple. Bras, panties, camisoles with built in mobile credit card... READ MORE

I know what you’re thinking, Victoria Silvstedt is in town but I don’t have a loose $20K hanging around to get her to like me. Well, you’re fucked. You can probably watch her for free, but it’s like trying... READ MORE

Victoria Silvstedt is back at the seaside hotel in St. Tropez where she likes to make it awkward for every dude in the pool by climbing out of the water like you just made a baby inside of her.... READ MORE

Lots of people give me shit for calling Victoria Silvstedt a prostitute. Which I have never actually said before. I always use a bunch of idiotic euphemisms to suggest that she might be sleeping with rich old men in... READ MORE

Bikini, sunscreen, lube. That’s the Jeopardy answer for what are the contents of Victoria Silvstedt’s work bag. It’s easy to ridicule Victoria Silvstedt, it’s much harder to get her gig. Photo Credit: AKM-GSI READ MORE

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It’s hard to tell when Victoria Silvstedt is on the clock or on vacation. The bikini and the yacht is usually a giveaway. Yep, she’s at work. Victoria may not be the ship’s captain, but she is a valuable... READ MORE

Victoria Silvstedt always seems to be posed by the sea. Like a mythological creature. Or a navy port hooker. I imagine you could come back to these rocky shores in the Mediterranean a thousand years from now and Victoria... READ MORE