Victoria Beckham hasn’t smiled in ten years. She hasn’t shown so much as a single tooth in her mouth since her Spice Girls days. Even at her birthday over the weekend, Vicky couldn’t force her lips asunder. She had... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan tweeted a picture yesterday saying, “Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless.” And I never realized mac’s were some opulent display of luxury, but it’s probabaly the one... READ MORE

It’s a good thing David and Victoria Beckham were at the royal wedding, because they were basically the most interesting thing there. At least until the reception, when Princess Kate began to have a few doubts. Word is she... READ MORE

David and Victoria Beckham started dating in 1997 and got married in 1999, and they have three sons already with a fourth child on the way this summer, but as she made her way through the paparazzi last night... READ MORE

DAVID BECKHAM AND POSH SPICE – are having another kid, their fourth. Jesus, keep your pants on lady. Wait are they, Mexican? (people) KHLOE KARDASHIAN – might be pregnant too. Later, the nurse will describe the delivery like this:... READ MORE

VICTORIA BECKHAM – went to Barneys in Beverly Hills to buy a cheerleader outfit to wear for her husband. This is the only bad thing about Posh. She’s married to David Beckham. How the hell do you follow that... READ MORE

MACUALAY CULKIN – is reportedly the biological father of Blanket, Michael Jacksons 7-year-old son. Culkin allegedly donated sperm to Michael when he was 21. Yeah I bet he did. It sounds like the cops showed up one day and... READ MORE

Victoria Beckham of course filled in for Paual Abdul when auditions began last week in Denver for season 9 of “American Idol”, but according to producers it was to be a one time thing. And yet now E! is... READ MORE

VICTORIA BECKHAM – was in Denver today to fill in for Paula Abdul on the first day of American Idol auditions. New rumors claim Paula may still return if they pay her 10M. To recap: Paula quit late Tuesday... READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHAN – has been dumped by Samantha Ronson for a second time after a huge fight over Sams friends. She is also still very much a suspect in the disappearance of $400,000 in jewelry. And it’s only Wednesday.... READ MORE