Geriatric ass clown Tom Selleck has been accused of stealing water from a fire hydrant to fill a commercial water tanker for use of watering his avocado farm and because he requires lengthy showers because that’s where he manscapes.... READ MORE

(note about the headline: not literally) Though he’s obviously gone on to have a long and successful career in Hollywood, the Daily Mail says that Tom Selleck has been haunted for the past 20 years by a role that... READ MORE