Tom Brady posted a video of himself and his lucky dick cliff jumping into some water so that guys in the greater Boston area can fuck their wives tonight. The first of April is April Fools Day as your... READ MORE

Gisele and Tom Brady own a solid chunk of Coastal Central America now. They orange oiled out all the annoying monkeys so their childcare staff would be safe from rabies. They might also be re-animating fossilized dinosaur bones. You... READ MORE

Tom Brady’s UGG campaign can no longer be ignored. It’s like Ebola. There was a time when it was just a joke. Then just another infected boil on the butt end of Africa. Now, it’s available at Forever 21... READ MORE

In a jarringly subtle Fuck You to the American male public, Tom Brady posted his dusty never used resume on Facebook. Brady’s credentials include schlepping coffee with his balls tucked in at Merrill Lynch and hawking golf equipment at... READ MORE

Back in 2009, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen were married in Costa Rica, where they tried to enjoy a nice, private wedding ceremony with their friends and family like all extremely wealthy couples ultimately desire. What they didn’t want... READ MORE

I don’t mean to alarm Tom Brady, but his wife Gisele Bunchen appears to be pregnant. Or maybe he already knew that. Maybe she was on Miami beach yesterday because he wanted her to relax. That would be a... READ MORE

One thing that certainly helped the Giants win the Super Bowl last night was the three dropped passes by Patriots receivers in the fourth quarter. This was not lost on Tom Bradys wife Gisele Bundchen, who of course caught... READ MORE

While her husband Tom Brady gets ready for his first preseason game tonight vs Jacksonville, Gisele Bundchen is on a beach in Costa Rica with their two-year-old son Ben. Who was running around naked. “I fackin knew it,” said... READ MORE

Gisele Bundchen certainly is a friendly lady. While her husband Tom Brady is back home in Boston preparing to play the Dolphins Monday night, she’s in Paris having foreplay with some guy two guys. “Gawd dammit! I knew thaat... READ MORE

If you don’t remember, New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady dated actress Bridgett Moynahan from 2004 to 2006, and got her pregnant just before they broke up.  Then he dated and eventually married supermodel Gisele Bundchen.  But Gisele makes... READ MORE