America’s sweetheart Taylor Swift let out a big old fart on the air during the MTV broadcast of the VMAs. It seems she does share some normal human function. Though mostly just the farting, along with some jealousy, hatred, and... READ MORE

Nothing says pay no attention to the crappy music in the background like taped up, strung up, and largely revealed tits. Stop looking at my cold sores. Have you seen my tits? Last nights VMAs set a new record... READ MORE

Taylor Swift’s world tour marketed to 12 year old chicks and incompetent fathers is basically a classier and less rapey version of one of those roofless celebrity watching vans that patrol the streets of Hollywood looking for discarded bakery items and... READ MORE

The ‘hey, look who’s here tonight’ guest singers list at Taylor Swift events has picked up to about thirty per evening. It’s been stale since Bruce Springsteen pulled Courteney Cox up on stage in the 80’s pretending she was... READ MORE

When I was in high school feminism had a voice in the screechy pissed off songs of Alanis Morissette. When Alanis joined Taylor Swift of all people on stage to sing “You Oughta Know” I think she’s pretty much given... READ MORE

Everyone can relax, the worst tragedy of our time is over. Taylor Swift has apologized to Nicki Minaj for being such a self-centered cunt. Now we can all get on with our lives. It’s like the Yalta agreement but... READ MORE

Taylor Swift posted her first Instagram with her new boyfriend Calvin Harris, the modern day equivalent of commitment. It used to be anal on your wedding night. We’re living in strange times. Harris is a Scottish guy who found moderate... READ MORE

If you’re thinking Taylor Swift looks like the submissive girlfriend then you’re falling into the same demon hole this poor Scottish fuck is currently descending. His name is Adam, he calls himself Calvin and he’s at the forefront of... READ MORE

I’m feeling super positive today. I think it’s the GMOs in my seal pup jerky. If that Britney Spears and Australian Albino clusterfuck music video is the new pop baseline, this Bad Blood music video from Taylor Swift featuring... READ MORE

These long legged gal pals spent their mother day on a long hike through the canyons of Beverly Hills. Gigi Hadid’s mother is bed ridden from celebrity lyme disease while Taylor Swift had her mom blinded for looking at... READ MORE