Kanye West and Taylor Swift are poised to be embroiled in another very public feud which will rock the very core of numerous grocery store checkout line magazines. A fat woman just dropped her Luck Charms. This is serious. West dissed Swift... READ MORE

Taylor Swift has no ass. She has the opposite of an ass. Your grandpa has a better ass than Taylor Swift. Also, your grandpa sings better. Behold Taylor’s un-ass. (Popoholic) Sweet Jesus, Abigail Ratchford wearing pasties as Wonder Woman!... READ MORE

After a 2013 summer concert stop Taylor Swift told everybody that Denver country music radio DJ David Mueller lifted her skirt and grabbed her ass during a photo op backstage. At the time everybody laughed it off because Taylor Swift... READ MORE

Taylor Swift’s 1989 Tour of North America has grossed $173 million the past four months and isn’t yet over. This means Swift is set to surpass the devil’s fracking operations and win the golden totem. Also she can now... READ MORE

In response to her boyfriend choosing anonymous old Asian lady hands to service his DJ wiener, Taylor Swift went out and made the most incredibly alluring pictorial she’s ever done before while still wearing appropriate undergarments that well cover... READ MORE

Taylor Swift is splitting with the world’s highest paid DJ Calvin Harris because he got a rub and tug massage for two hours at a Thai parlor on Sunset. Calvin Harris claims he’s innocent because he’s British and thinks... READ MORE

Taylor Swift fans are disheartened their infallible deity was dramatically out performed in a guest duet by Mick Jagger summoned from his ancient tomb only moments before going on stage. Objective onlookers agreed that the ancient Jagger was also... READ MORE

Taylor Swift survived more scary shit that didn’t actually happen when some weisenheimer pulled the fire alarm at her Houston concert venue when it was announced Wiz Khalifa would be performing as a special guest. That shit doesn’t fly... READ MORE

(editor’s note: had to change the photo because the baby penis lip balm people got sensitive. Google Taylor Swift penis lip balm if you dare.) Somebody at the polyethylene manufacturing planet in Guangdong played a trick on Taylor Swift... READ MORE

Taylor Swift is taking heat from people she will someday own as human pets for her Wildest Dream music video which depicts a romantic fantasy she has of Africa without any black people. Lake Victoria is lovely in the... READ MORE