Taylor Swift got on her Nazi feminist high horse because Kanye West mentioned her in one of his songs. For a chick who has fucked much of Hollywood she's quite the prude: READ MORE

Taylor Swift is in the enviable financial position of never having to marry the jackasses she dates. Calvin Harris is a DJ and music producer which doesn't really explain what he does but he makes a shitload doing it.... READ MORE

Vogue magazine pitched Taylor Swift on a day in the real life of Taylor Swift piece. Swift approved and randomly picked the day she was going to be the maid of honor and sing at her childhood friend’s wedding.... READ MORE

The role Taylor Swift plays in the life of her all-female friends is to convince them to dump their loser boyfriends. According to HollywoodLife which takes quotes from publicists and frames them as exclusive insider stories, Swift wants Selena... READ MORE

Many people noted that Taylor Swift suddenly produced an ass at the iHeart Music Awards. Even the Kardashians enhance based on a slow fat drip system that requires weeks tied to an IV cord. Could they be pads in... READ MORE

Looking less lifelike than the Scarlett Johansson semen robot, Taylor Swift showed off her Mattel rotocast tits and won every single award at the iHeartRadio Music Awards. She long ago gave up that painful shtick where she pretends she... READ MORE

Taylor Swift continues her long distance relationship with Calvin Harris, the electronic music DJ from England that makes some obscene amount of money with his iPod and Garage Band. Swift is keeping up the pretense she has a womanly... READ MORE

Kesha was recently photographed deplaning in Turks and Caicos for a vacation with her boyfriend. A bunch of people who have trouble thinking in color wondered how Kesha could move from reliving her suggested rapes at the hand of... READ MORE

Amy Schumer posted a picture of herself to Instagram in a bikini with the caption, “Taylor that’s not a thigh gap, this is a thigh gap.” The comment in reference to Taylor Swift who paraded about the Grammy’s like... READ MORE

Grammy’s music is akin to grabbing the iPod of a random teen girl chewing bubble gum and pressing shuffle play. You throw in a desperate attempt to feature every single black person in the recording industry into the mix... READ MORE