How gentle the lamb Taylor Swift. A pure soul driven to the music by divine guidance, to the dilapidated toy piano where she penned her first song about boys trying to stick their dirty parts in her special place.... READ MORE

According to the Sun’s super-secret sources, singer Taylor Swift is trying to snag an invite to one of Prince Harry‘s parties when he makes his potentially-nude return to the U.S. in May. One of Harry’s parties will take place... READ MORE

Virgins bounce higher than people who dwell in the sins of the flesh. Also, people who are better than other people bounce higher. Also twits. All gain elevation beyond average human capabilities. Taylor Swift hit the trampoline in downtown... READ MORE

It should go without saying that I didn’t watch Taylor Swift sing “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” at the Grammys last night, so I’m just taking Us magazines word for it when they say she’s acting like... READ MORE

JESSICA SIMPSON – is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that “would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life”. And it can’t possibly fail because improv is the perfect... READ MORE

Taylor Swift doesn’t only act like a petulant 15-year-old when writing songs, she does it when losing awards too, as you can see by her pouty smirk at the Golden Globes last night after her awful song for ‘the... READ MORE

This should have been obvious based on nothing but the awful, frumpy bikinis she always wears, but Taylor Swift is a boring prude. Seriously. Just look at that god damn picture. What’s drier, the sand or her vagina? That... READ MORE

If for some reason you absolutely have to date Taylor Swift, the smart thing to do is to get in and get out as fast as possible, before she has time to think of words that rhyme with your... READ MORE

Taylor Swifts wormy looking poser boyfriend Harry Styles slept over at her house last night, but then took off when her mom showed up. Too bad he isn’t dating Lindsay. This would have pretty much been the plot of... READ MORE

The Grammy Nominations Concert is apparently a thing that exists, and it was last night in Nashville, hosted by Taylor Swift and LL Cool J, and it’s so cute the way the cunty, 22-year-old millionaire acts as if she’s... READ MORE