July 9, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I don’t read the Wall Street Journal because I have about seventeen dollars in the bank and aggressive Federal Reserve Policy or whatever happens in Chinese commodity markets probably isn’t going to swing my fortunes too dramatically. Discussions about...
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June 17, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
There’s yet to be an entertaining girl fight not involving hair pulling. I might make an exception for the two girls I saw fighting with shoes in high school until both were bloodied. So, hair pulling and heels. Taylor...
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April 22, 2014 |
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editor|
Everything about Taylor Swift, from all of her songs about the boyfriends who had enough of her shit to the rumor that she’ll only date a wealthy, bilingual A-list actor, makes her seem like the most high maintenance woman...
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April 7, 2014 |
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editor|
Taylor Swift showed up to the American Country Music Awards in Las Vegas last night to pretend that she’s still a country music star at an event packed with people who probably loathe and resent her crossover success. While...
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April 5, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I’m jumping the gun. Though influential fat film and now stage producer Harvey Weinstein has said he wants to create a Broadway show with Taylor Swift because he loves making money and people who pay to watch other people...
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March 26, 2014 |
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editor|
Taylor Swift recently scored a huge, relieving victory over her alleged stalker, Timothy Sweet, after a Los Angeles judge ordered him to stay at least 100 yards away from the singer for the next three years. Timothy reportedly believes...
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February 13, 2014 |
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editor|
While most people prefer to dress down when they fly, so they don’t have to worry about random, smelly and sweaty strangers sleeping and farting on them, Taylor Swift is still a delicate flower and must keep up her...
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February 4, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Taylor Swift is being praised this morning for how well she handled a troubled British boy’s rushing onto the stage at the O2 concert arena during her sold out show in London. Rather than scream into her microphone, ‘Somebody...
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January 14, 2014 |
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editor|
It probably surprised no one that Bono and U2 won a Golden Globe for their song from Mandela, just weeks after the guy died, but it’s fun to pretend that Taylor Swift immediately found the lead singer at the...
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