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Taylor Swift Ruining Calvin Harris And Shit Around The Web

March 27, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

America’s evil sweetheart Taylor Swift was seen kissing techno DJ Calvin Harris at a Kenny Chesney concert. Calvin Harris probably doesn’t know it yet, but there is no waving your hands in the air like you just don’t care in living... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Jumps Into Porn Game

March 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Starting in June you will be able to buy Internet domain names ending in .porn, .sucks, .adult and 547 other options to guarantee you a great story to tell the guy trying to fix the malware on your computer.... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Claims Jaime King’s Unborn

March 4, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jaime King suffered three hundred and forty seven miscarriages to bring her latest baby to fruition. One could take the gestational hardship as a sign that it was time to click out to MalawiBabiesNow.com. Or that Taylor Swift would... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Is Your Woman of the Year

February 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift barely beat out a woman in Sierra Leone who breastfeeds Ebola babies to be named Elle Woman of the Year. It was that close, with the pop music star’s agreement to show a little titty and buy... READ MORE

Guess Who Came To Dinner And Shit Around The Web

February 19, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Former enemies and fellow scalawags Taylor Swift and Kanye West met up for some dinner ahead of going into the studio to record a song together. It seems that the egomaniacs put that award show shit behind them in order... READ MORE

Taylor Swift In A Bikini Playing Queen

February 3, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift continued her baby steps lesbian boat trip with the Haims, the three sisters from the San Fernando Valley who are opening for her on the next leg of her tour. Unlike many music artists who meet their... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Is Good Wool

January 26, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift is on vacation in Maui with three reasonably hot chicks that she paid to come along with so she’d look normal. I really thought this only happened in the movies. It’s not clear at which point some... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Sells Incredible Things

January 24, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift has a new fragrance. As you can imagine, it’s just as irrepressibly fresh and flirty and fun as she is. With just a hint of cat pee and Sara Lee cheesecake bites to remind you of your... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Pays the Bills (VIDEO)

January 15, 2015 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing really compares to the pure joy of watching a chick way too old to be a Taylor Swift fan crying because Taylor sent her $1900 to pay off her student loans. Right off the bat, if you’re burdened... READ MORE

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