Taylor Momsen’s music speaks to me. Especially that part where the naked girls start feeling each other up. I know Gwyneth Paltrow used to call Chris Martin a musical genius back when she was running the shower massager over... READ MORE

I’m not sure why this Taylor Momsen chick keeps painting arrows on her tits but I’m going to go ahead and just guess that her music is awful. It took me a while to figure out why Miley Cyrus... READ MORE

I’m not sure how old this Taylor Momsen girl is these days. Older than she was when she played Cindy Lou Who and hopefully older than eighteen. All I know is I love her music. I haven’t heard any... READ MORE

You may recall that Taylor Momsen quit that show you never watched to make music you never listen to. And now it’s time to pay some damn attention to her, because you can see her ass on the album... READ MORE

Taylor Momsen is backsliding. A couple years ago she was flashing her duct tape covered tits in hot club venues across Europe, just barely eighteen, drinking, smoking, fondling other chicks onstage. She was looking like the poster child for... READ MORE

I was always partial to the Goth chicks back in high school. It was easy to pretend that they looked good behind all that dramatic makeup and if you were willing to whisper shit like, ‘I bet your parents... READ MORE

According to Taylor Momsen, Taylor Momsen is naked in this spoken word video for ‘Under the Water’ by the Pretty Reckless, but it’s on youtube so how naked could she really be. Just skip to the very end; she... READ MORE

‘Gossip Girl’ star Taylor Momsen, who is 17 by the way, certainly was a busy little bee this weekend. First she performed at the Heineken Festival in Venice on Friday, then at a club in Amsterdam on Saturday, then... READ MORE

Taylor Momsen put on her designer tough girl outfit and hit some clubs in New York last night, or at least she would have if it didn’t take 15 hours to put on those ridiculous boots. So instead she... READ MORE

Justin Bieber is the biggest star on earth right now if you’re under 12 or creepy, and last night was the LA premiere of his movie Never Say Never. And for some reason Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl took... READ MORE