I’m compelled to applaud Tara Reid with more than just the fake clap I give junior family members when I’m forced to sit through ballets and Christmas pageants. Nobody in my lineage has the grace of Tara Reid who... READ MORE

Not enough people look toward the sun for complementary radiation treatments. You get enough high frequency gamma rays and it is possible to neutralize the bugs in your blood stream conventional science says can’t be combatted. I read this... READ MORE

I don’t wish death on anybody. That’s some necromancer karma you don’t want bouncing back. But I do gamble on it. Tara Reid has been eating up space in my 2014 celebrity death pool since January 1. The Sharknado... READ MORE

Nobody gets deeper into Halloween character than Tara Reid. Reid’s get up of toasted Tara Reid tasting pavement was spot on. She’s worked this costume out before to similar effect. The real trick is convincing a friend to play... READ MORE

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Every few months Tara Reid makes a Sharknado movie or posts an ungainly photo of herself to Twitter so that her parents don’t have to speed dial the coroner to go take a peek in her apartment. It’s really... READ MORE

Whenever I see Tara Reid in a bikini, the thought always comes to mind, wow, I can’t believe she’s still alive. I have friends serving overseas or working in dangerous domestic professions or those afflicted with potentially dangerous medical... READ MORE

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For some reason, a jury in London took the word of a sobbing charity worker over that of Tara Reid in a case involving a nightclub fight where Tara told the court that this other woman went ‘psycho like... READ MORE

I’m not sure who’s been punching Tara Reid in the stomach, but that shit’s got to stop. She’s a lady. If Apollo had seen Rocky busting up Tara’s gut, he would’ve arranged a last minute change of challengers. Still,... READ MORE