The second best looking woman at Maxim's Halloween party was Magic Johnson's son. In the right light, or absence thereof, Tara Reid was the best. Mark down the year in which your mediocre Halloween party list surpassed Maxim magazine's. READ MORE

Tara Reid has that pre-seizure silhouette where you need to set aside your body shaming pledge and sign the papers for a routine of Guantanamo forced hummus enemas. READ MORE

Tara Reid dazzled on the red carpet for the premiere event for Sharknado 4, showing everybody what the biology class skeleton might look like draped in five pounds of near human skin. A couple or three drinks in you'd... READ MORE

It's unclear who suggested that a woman you want to see but never hear should move into radio. Jenny McCarthy hosts a show on SiriusXM because they have a ton of channels and she's well known for encouraging children... READ MORE

Blond women with big racks are like lefty relievers in baseball. Even the older mediocre ones seem to keep landing gigs. Tara Reid made it nearly on time to the premiere of an Indian movie nobody seems to have... READ MORE

You spend enough time passed out in a pool of your own waste and you learn a little something called perspective. Last week Elizabeth Banks was interviewed about directing Pitch Perfect 2 and took a totally unprovoked shot at Tara... READ MORE

A few things not to touch in life. That homeless guy’s boil, that twitching squirrel in the street, Tara Reid’s tits when she slurs out an invitation. The Chief Technology Officer of California’s Blue Shield insurance company got shit... READ MORE

Shortly after Tara Reid bared her sloppy ass flesh to the Miami jet setters, the thespian boarded a flight back to L.A. where she got wasted, met a kid who claimed to be a DJ, got him wasted, landed,... READ MORE

Tara Reid occupies an interesting space in the male psyche. You remember her fondly from those American Pie films yet she’s done a ton of weird shit to her body and now has a creepy cruise ship chick vibe. Curiously her... READ MORE

WWTDD offers Michelle Obama $100 million to her favorite crappy lunch food for kids charity if she’ll have donkey sex on camera. Donkey need not be house trained. See how that works. Porn companies figured out five years ago... READ MORE