This might be my favorite fucking rock on the entire California coast line. It’s the one all these chicks in these bogus water ads are clinging to topless like mussels instinctively hanging on for one more spawning season. Just... READ MORE

The Manson family running this bottled water ruse is prolific. Most people with creepy intent are just plain lazy. Uncle Terry slaps his tallywacker against a Ukrainian girl’s face and he needs to slumber for a month. You find... READ MORE

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