Forty-five-year-old Sofia Vergara gets the Photoshop assist in a new nude spread for Women's Health making Internet headlines. The magazine should come with cyanide packets - like magazine perfume samples - for middle-aged women previously proud of their twenty Lean Cuisines and three... READ MORE

Sofia has chosen to donate 10% of sales to impoverished women in foreign lands to start businesses. The women don't actually get to keep the money, it provides capital for loan allowances. It wasn't hard enough to live on... READ MORE

Muy caliente hottie Sofia Vergara takes her giant tits on vacation. They call them tetas in Spanish. Also, too expensive for pesos any longer. READ MORE

When Nick Loeb was banging Sofia Vergara everybody assumed he had her passport and some kind of blackmail worthy content to make that all go down. Loeb has some cash for sure, but less than Vergara who is currently... READ MORE

Latina tit monster Sofia Vergara got engaged over the holiday to the werewolf bohunk from True Blood, Joe Manganiello. Not to sound bi-curuous unsure, but both of these people are ridiculously hot. I look forward to their sex tape.... READ MORE

The Internet got its collective panties in a bunch after last night’s Emmys because of an unfunny bit with Sofia Vergara. The Television Academy President literally put her on a spinning pedestal to show their commitment to always giving... READ MORE

If you’re still amped to see Justin Timberlake in concert, you’re probably not ready to settle down with the fried onions toppings guy from Florida. You need the swarthy hunk from True Blood. I get that. I don’t care... READ MORE

Modern Family star Sofia Vergara has been a spokesperson for Kmart since 2011, so this isn’t really anything new, but considering most people didn’t even know that Kmart had a website, it seems like her modeling efforts for the... READ MORE

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