If anything you had to hope that lovable assaultive prankster Vitalii Sediuk took a crack at Serena Williams heading to her Fashion Week designer affair in Milan. READ MORE

The basis of the argument that Serena Williams is a crazy attractive woman seems flimsy. It's often related to her professional accomplishments, her female tennis domination, or her commercial acumen. READ MORE

Miley Cyrus popularized Twerking and there it should've died. Maxim went fatal toilet bowl circle and named that marmoset faced midget the hottest woman in the universe. Twerking became a worldwide meme. READ MORE

Every four years Serena Williams ceases being a tennis player and becomes a forward display of American strength at the International Olympics. Fuck you, ISIS. Got one of these? READ MORE

Serena Williams ass isn't for everyone, but if it chooses you, your opinion doesn't matter so much. That ass will tear down walls and plow through drywall to get what it wants. Once you're on the list, simply submit. READ MORE

If you had money against the chick who has sixty percent more muscle mass than her closest competitor, don't bother searching for your ticket. Being the physically biggest, strongest, and fastest doesn't necessarily get you ahead in life, though... READ MORE

Wimbledon seems important in those moments you forget it's a British tennis tournament. Cute. Nobody from Latvia is buying tickets now that you left them paying for Greece's unfunded DMV worker pensions. Nike designed a tennis dress for their... READ MORE

Serena Williams has dominated the French Open with her tennis skill of being five times bigger and stronger than her nearest competitor. An offensive lineman who can bench press two thousand pounds would be tough to get past. Why... READ MORE

I’ve never said shit about Serena Williams. Look at those fucking muscles.I want off the kill list. Williams is going bare midriff now to show you what 34 inches round of pure abdominal muscle looks like on a lady.... READ MORE

Tennis star and mail-order-bride-look-alike Maria Sharapova has tested positive for meldonium, a substance banned by the World Anti-Doping Agency, the people who made sports less exciting. Uglier tennis players not showered with endorsement deals have orgasmed over the opportunity to... READ MORE