Serena Williams covers the August issue of Vanity Fair with barely covered tits and a distended womb. Motherhood is beautiful. Photographer Annie Leibovitz has been jonesing to capture the essence of a pregnant linebacker.

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Serena Williams penned a heartfelt note to her unborn daughter that fit perfectly with a down top boob shot on Instagram. Your grandma had a lot of kids. There are no photos of her on the mantle from this... READ MORE

Female journalists worship Serena Williams, lest she demolish their Skull Island chic walk up lofts. This Serena Williams "sexy as hell" and "greatest athlete ever" nonsense requires the very best of the tireless feminist cabal. 

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Brawny paper towels wants to remind you of the groundbreaking women in American History. The greats like Harriet Tubman, Amelia Earhart, Susan B. Anthony, Marie Curie, and Serena Williams. Not necessarily in that order.

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It's inspiring when a high school gets together and nominates the girl with Down Syndrome to be the prom queen. Prom queen is an idiotic title without any depth of meaning beyond the girl most people want to hate... READ MORE

There was a few years there where Taylor Swift was winning every single music award because fourteen year old girls were spending all their parents' money on her shit and the RIAA honors that appropriately. Swift's routine of pretending... READ MORE

Every time Serena Williams introduces a new women's fashion line or accessory, it's hard not to be wrenched back to childhood when mom made you tell your aunt how much you loved your new unsightly Christmas sweater. READ MORE

Serena Williams is getting married. If you had her pegged for a husband her physical equal, meaning a Big John Stud or perhaps Optimus Prime, you were wrong. If you had her pegged for a guy she could peg,... READ MORE

Perhaps it's a sign of social progress that a black woman from Compton is now flush with time and energy to complain about female athletes not receiving similar accomplishment status to male athletes. Serena Williams simply won't let gender... READ MORE

Serena Williams looks like a dude. There's something going on here. Clearly not a healthy level of estrogen. There are a few possibilities: She and her sister may be hermaphrodites. READ MORE