At some point Selena Gomez is going to announces she’s twelve and Stephen Collins and the dude from Dateline jump out from behind the kitchen island and tell us we’re no better than them. I know she’s desperately going... READ MORE

As in the case with all things in life, once you get back on the sex bike, you pretty much forget your last tandem. Selena Gomez is freshly in loin love with DJ Zedd. I could look him up, but... READ MORE

Turning eighteen means many things to many different people. When you’re a social media creation, it means it’s time to go offline and start doing shoots that show off your tits. Lia Marie Johnson shows off her youthful boobage... READ MORE

This is like some lesbian vampire Catherine Deneuve power that Cara Delevingne has over other women. Even now my vagina juices race through your blood compelling you to obey. I don’t care how many albums you sold, touch my... READ MORE

Here’s a near constant. Idiot celebrities visit the Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi, reflexively do something Western selfie, and then everybody Muslim freaks the fuck out. Selena Gomez removed her mosque ankle offense photo from Instagram after people who likes... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne has been cutting through young Hollywood emo girls like a hot knife through labia butter. Gay movie vampires don’t have this kind of success in building their immortal families. The five bells of Ellen must’ve sounded in... READ MORE

Everybody has one fucked up fling in their life they can’t forget. Some horribly wrong person they fucked and even told they’d love forever only to realize they were tying themselves to some spawn of Satan. Better if it’s... READ MORE

Teens, old chicks, strange foreign chicks with pasties who nobody remembers inviting. All the girls went braless last night at the American Music Awards. After watching two minutes of sunken eyed anorexics talking fashion on E!, I discovered braless... READ MORE

If you’re famous and banking cash because your mom handed you over to Barney’s tiny forearms at a young age, it is your sworn duty to stop the haters. Granted, the haters gonna hate. If nothing else, modern pop... READ MORE

Selena Gomez is in some new movie with Bill Macy which means I won’t see it until Amazon Prime tells me everybody’s raving about it in about 2017. Selena Gomez recently told Us Weekly which I’m pretty sure just... READ MORE