The ‘hey, look who’s here tonight’ guest singers list at Taylor Swift events has picked up to about thirty per evening. It’s been stale since Bruce Springsteen pulled Courteney Cox up on stage in the 80’s pretending she was... READ MORE

German shoe companies get it. Selena Gomez isn’t moving medium end footwear with her unimpressive baby tits. Nobody wants to buy women’s athletic shoes from a woman who looks athletic. Retain the best airbrushers in Dresden. Pack on six inches to that... READ MORE

Selena Gomez has come to that crossroad in her life when she realizes boys are pigs, the people she thought were her friend were just using her, and she’s better off staying home at night watching TV and eating... READ MORE

The second law of the intellectually challenged version of Newtonian physics states that for every social media trend, there is a counter-trend of equally moronic proportions. Insecure celebrities post self-promotional photos and platitudes with hearts so that girls who... READ MORE

I’m feeling super positive today. I think it’s the GMOs in my seal pup jerky. If that Britney Spears and Australian Albino clusterfuck music video is the new pop baseline, this Bad Blood music video from Taylor Swift featuring... READ MORE

After Selena Gomez was apparently fat shamed on Instagram by trolls hired by her public relations team, she decided to speak out on behalf of all the twenty two year old chicks who could maybe lose six ounces: “IM IN... READ MORE

When you’re a big photographer deal like Mario Testino, you just say shit like, I’m doing a towel series, and half of Hollywood’s good looking women are clamoring to get naked in your studio. Try that same pitch on... READ MORE

There’s a new directive for female celebrities posting online. Social statement or get the fuck out. Gender pay gap, rape culture, and body shaming are the trending three right now.Selena Gomez tap danced into body shaming, posting pictures of herself... READ MORE

According to Hollywood Life, which somehow always receives the best completely anonymous sources, Selena Gomez is begging her new effeminate boyfriend not to watch the Comedy Central Justin Bieber Roast because of all the nasty sex jokes made at... READ MORE

Selena Gomez posted a grammatically challenged inspirational spiel to her Instagram account for all the troubled souls who read in pictures. The intention was there but her execution launched past the orange cones and ended up mangled in netting and... READ MORE