June 5, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Selena Gomez bravely regained the spotlight this weekend in the wake of Ariana Grande's Manchester benefit concert. Not having your sold-out arena attacked by terrorists is a tough blow for a pop star.
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January 12, 2017 |
Uncategorized |
Lex Jurgen|
The Weeknd has established a solid niche for himself. Both professionally with his pop music, iconic hair, and Michael Jackson styled voice, and more importantly, in fucking famous young pop culture chicks.
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October 26, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
If the empty chairs in pastoral retreat settings tell you anything, it's mental health facility. Hotel and vacation promotional photos always show couples holding hands. Rehab centers empty chairs. Somebody needs to work on the iconography. No reason to...
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August 31, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
You can't really take a disease like lupus seriously, because it's called lupus. If it was actually that bad its name would strike fear into your heart like AIDS or SARS or Dwight Howard. Selena Gomez has lupus. Again,...
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August 19, 2016 |
crap around the web |
michael-garcia|
Selena Gomez shows off some awesome braless cleavage. She may only look twelve, but she's completely legally, so consider this your lucky day, weird Uncle Jeb.
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July 26, 2016 |
video |
Lex Jurgen|
Selena Gomez has something on her mind. It's been stewing while she put words to her thoughts. It's like watching Russians try to karaoke Blinded by the Light. Gomez welled up with tears in Jakarta as she spoke to...
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July 2, 2016 |
crap around the web |
michael-garcia|
There's not a single sacred American holiday that can't be translated into a reason for hot chicks to show off their tits in undersized bikinis. This either makes us the greatest nation on the planet, or the worst. I...
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April 18, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
When resources run tight in the future because we subsidized far too many Mayan art and gender studies college educations, we can use social media follows lists as a smart means of culling the herd. Selena Gomez just passed...
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April 13, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Selena Gomez has decided she no longer cares what people think about her. Like a drunk or an asshole or a drunken asshole. Gomez claims she’s had to live her life since being a child actress with people constantly...
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April 8, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The role Taylor Swift plays in the life of her all-female friends is to convince them to dump their loser boyfriends. According to HollywoodLife which takes quotes from publicists and frames them as exclusive insider stories, Swift wants Selena...
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