FERGIE – is on the verge of leaving the Black Eyed Peas because tension between her and Will.I.Am has become “intolerable”. Look around your surroundings and take note of this day, because it’s the day Fergie just fell off... READ MORE

That’s a wax sculpture, btw. In case you couldn’t tell. Of uncomfortably attractive minor Selena Gomez. It was unveiled today at Madam Tussads in Washington DC. I’m not saying I would hump it, but I’m not not saying that... READ MORE

NICOLE KIDMAN – has been replaced in a movie by … Selena Gomez. For the record, Kidman is 42, Gomez is 17. I bet Keith Urban wishes he could do this. (variety) LOST – has run out of time,... READ MORE

OPRAH WINFREY – had Charla Nash as a guest on her show yesterday. She’s the woman from Connecticut who had her face and hands bitten off by a pet monkey last year. It’s hard to describe what she looks... READ MORE

Uncomfortably attractive Disney star Selena Gomez went on her twitter earlier today and said her Blackberry (are you fucking kidding me) was stolen yesterday while filming a movie in Puerto Rico. Make no mistake, there is zero chance of... READ MORE

These pictures of Selena Gomez in a bikini at the beach yesterday are ridiculously low quality, but the conditions of my parole forbid me from posting better ones.  No not really.  Think of it as gods will, since you’re... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus was just one of many stars at the American Idol "Idol Gives Back" concert last night, although her popularity is baffling considering fellow Disney star Selena Gomez is superior terrifying jailbait in every way, very much like... READ MORE