That headline is a blatant lie, by the way, but it really helps my google placement when I have the words “selena gomez” and “bikini” and “naked” in a headline. I tried to work in “blowjob” too but I... READ MORE

It seems like it’s been forever since the British tabloids clearly made up some casting news. “Done and done,” says the Daily Mail. Rumours were rife after the second film launched last year that another was on the cards... READ MORE

Selena Gomez has an image as a nice sweet girl, but she’s 18 and her mom is 33. Meaning she got pregnant with Selena at 15. I don’t know the specifics of how that happened but Latin girls can’t... READ MORE

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap: 1. ‘Twilight’ won everything. 2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a... READ MORE

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spent another day in Hawaii yesterday, and at this point that Latin ass has become too much for him to take and he’s spending every waking moment tryin to tap that. And he’s a... READ MORE

Justin Bieber, who is 17 but has the physique and sunken chest of a sickly 10-year-old, is in Hawaii today with Selena Gomez, and yesterday they went to the beach and held hands. It was pretty neato, or however... READ MORE

Selena Gomez was on the Late Show With David Letterman yesterday, and I’m sort of amazed that she wore this sexy lace top and short little skirt. She’s normally so conservative. It’s one of the things she and her... READ MORE

Justin Bieber turned 17 on Tuesday (almost legal!) and he and his girlfriend Selena Gomez had dinner at Maggiano’s at The Grove. On their way out, many have reported that a female Bieber fan punched Selena in the face,... READ MORE

SELENA GOMEZ – is reportedly in a topless phone pic being shopped around, but her reps are denying that it’s her. And yes that’s the picture in question in the headline. I’m sure it’s fake but it’s hard to... READ MORE

Disney star Selena Gomez has been uncomfortably attractive for years, but today she finally turned 18. And it’s still really uncomfortable. She’s in New York to promote her movie “Ramona and Beezus”, and as you can see in pictures... READ MORE