Of course I mean the doughy ginger on the right and not the other guy, who has built an empire out of tricking yokels into coughing up their money for a redneck routine that’s faker than Courtney Stodden’s tits.... READ MORE

Taylor Swift won a bunch of awards at last Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards, and then afterward she made that stupid face that she always makes when she pretends that she can’t believe people like her vanilla ice cream pop... READ MORE

Taylor Swift didn’t like when her girl buddy Selena Gomez embraced Justin Bieber in a kiss after the Billboard Awards, so she did what any bitchy jealous girlfriend would do. She stuck her tongue out in disgust. Wow, who... READ MORE

Personally, I could care less about the sexual past of a current girlfriend. Unless it involved animals or dead people or some dude I work with who’s going to give me stupid looks and snickers without me knowing why,... READ MORE

It could be a coincidence that Selena Gomez flew to Norway on the same day that her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber was performing in concert, much like it could be a coincidence that Kate Upton’s tits jiggle every time someone... READ MORE

DSILF, (Disney Star I’d Like To Fuck), Selena Gomez managed to simultaneously sing her shitty song Come ‘n’ Get It and piss off one of the world’s oldest religions when she wore a Hindu bindi during her MTV Movie... READ MORE

The pleasure of taking an angry self-indulged Canadian midget into your castle keep may only last for but a few seconds, but the shame face lingers on indefinitely. Look to the horizon, Selena. You’ll get past this. Photo Credit:... READ MORE

To be fair to children in general, a better headline might be “Award Shows Are Incredibly Stupid”, but since the Kids Choice Awards took place in Los Angeles on Saturday, we’ll stick to making fun of the little morons... READ MORE

Last week Gucci Mane DROPPED Waka Flocka from his label – when he heard rumors that Waka had SMASHED actress Selena Gomez. And these rumors ain’t coming from just anybody. MediaTakeOut.com got its hands on TWEETS sent from BRICK... READ MORE

Selena Gomez was on Letterman last night. The conversation inevitably turned to her relationship with Justin Bieber. That’s where she released the Latin heat she’s been hiding all this time. “No I’m single,” said Gomez. “I’m so good.” As the crowd applauded... READ MORE