Because she just can’t get enough of that swaggy, douchebag dick, Selena Gomez recently checked herself into rehab for several substance abuse issues (weed and Ambien, the horrors!) and because she’s pathetically attached to Justin Bieber. Her handlers claimed... READ MORE

When you’ve got a substance addiction, you go to Malibu. When you’re addicted to fucking the wrong kind of people, you jet off to the mountains in Arizona. I think it’s the desert air that magically reminds you to... READ MORE

According to the world’s tiniest recording star, he was the very first to boldly go in Selena Gomez’s sacred vagina hole. Justin Bieber was apparently boasting about this feat recently to his posse of Misfit Toys. The deed was done... READ MORE

This must be a pretty rough time for Selena Gomez. First, those text messages between her and Justin Bieber (that might have been faked) leaked to the world, showing just how terribly he treated her, and then her ex-boyfriend... READ MORE

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What’s that old saying? Once you go guys who think they’re black, you never go back? That seems to apply to Selena Gomez this week, as she was out riding Segways with her old boyfriend and the supposedly-retired King... READ MORE

Selena Gomez shot off her potty mouth and stomped off stage at a concert on Friday. She was performing at KIIS FM’s annual horrible holiday show at the Staples center in LA when she started having trouble with her... READ MORE

Prior to yesterday’s NFL game between the Oakland Raiders and Dallas Cowboys, I’d never actually seen Selena Gomez perform, mainly because I’m not a stupid child. But now that I’ve actually witnessed her alleged talents on display, I’m amazed... READ MORE

Pop singer and former future ex-Mrs. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez attended the Flaunt Magazine issue party last night in Los Angeles, and she definitely lived up to the name of the magazine that she recently appeared in. Selena looked... READ MORE

If you’re into girls who could Jumpstreet undercover back to middle school and easily pass for twelve, then you’re going to love Selena Gomez. I’m not passing judgement. She’s like twenty or twenty one now so if you want... READ MORE