Maxim so lowered the bar with their Miley Cyrus Is the Most Attractive Creature Walking This Planet back alley abortion that I can’t bring myself to ridicule Esquire for their Scarlett Johansson nod. This superlatives whacking contest is just... READ MORE

It’s never a good idea to quiz a woman on her previous relationships. A man takes what he can get in this world and ever looks forward. If you start investigating shit from the past, you’re only going to... READ MORE

It was just a couple years ago that Scarlett Johansson’s attorney was threatening to sue the shit out of everybody and their mother if they shared her nude cellphone pictures. Scarlett was so shaken up, she started having sex... READ MORE

Captain America: The Winter Soldier is currently filming in Los Angeles, and these new set photos show Chris Evans picking on a nerdy bald guy while Scarlett Johansson stands behind him, using her super power of looking fantastic with... READ MORE

If this were your local news, I could say, “Is Scarlett Johansson engaged, and is there a connection to Natalie Holloway killer Joran van der Sloot?” And then 20 minutes later I’d say I have no idea about either... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson may be the toast of Broadway for her portrayal of Maggie in ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’, but the only true acting is movie acting, where you’re given endless chances at saying two or three lines... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson is receiving positive reviews for her return to Broadway last night, starring as Maggie in ‘Cat On A Hot Tin Roof’. Since this is the role made famous by Elizabeth Taylor, it was said that Lindsay Lohan... READ MORE

I bet most guys are a little nervous when they bang Scarlett Johansson for the first time, so this new tat that she got in Paris yesterday is kinda nice. It’s very encouraging. She should have another one real... READ MORE

It’s been 2 years since she separated from Ryan Reynolds, who has already gotten married again (to Blake Lively), but Scarlett Johansson is single after breaking up with Nate Naylor, her boyfriend for the past year, whose name makes... READ MORE

Two important points to take away from these pictures, taken today, of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini on a yacht off the coast of Taormina, Italy: 1. She’s not a very good layer-downer. In fact she kinda spazzes out... READ MORE