Scarlett Johansson sported some new brown hair last night for the premiere of that unwatchable date movie she's in.  I’d rather watch Chris Hanson read a transcript of my internet chats than that POS.  Oh and by the way,... READ MORE

I don’t even dislike Scarlett Johansson, but actors shouldn’t be allowed to talk for at least 10 years after they become famous.  Actors are fucking retards, and celebrity interviewers are even dumber than that, so really what's the point. ... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have been rumored to be engaged since January, even though you never see them together, but apparently things are going well because they got married this weekend.  People magazine says… Attended by only a... READ MORE

People magazine says that Scarlett Johansson is in Rwanda today to hopefully raise awareness of the AIDS epidemic, which is still the leading cause of death of Africa.  Actually I just made up.  But I bet it's pretty bad. ... READ MORE

Holy hell.  You can tell Scarlett Johansson is hot because a normal girl would get stabbed for doing something like this. READ MORE

Breaking news now as it is being reported that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged.  He is 31, she is 23, and they’ve dated for just about a year now.  People magazine says… (She) is expected to show... READ MORE

You have to remember that actors are fucking idiots and people kiss their ass all day so they think they’re good at stuff but usually they suck.  For some reason this often leads to many of them thinking they... READ MORE

Is it really a big deal that Scarlett Johansson is directing some short film, her "directorial debut"?  I guess so because it's in all the papers again today.  Here's the thing, directors don't even really do anything.  Some do,... READ MORE

At first I thought this ink on Scarlett Johanssons arm was new but now I guess not.  It’s just so unthinkably dumb I guess I assumed before that maybe it was temporary.  As she proved last night at the... READ MORE

The New York Post reports today that Scarlett Johansson has a, "steamy lesbian sex scene" with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's new movie.  They say: A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away... READ MORE