Sara Jean Underwood used to be a staple at Comic-Con. Now she's busy printing money at home. In-person nerd runs are fraught with horrible body odor aromas and grabby virgins. Underwood now homages comics and cosplay from the natural... READ MORE

However you label this new career option of posting tits and ass pics to social media, Sara Jean Underwood does it better than anybody else. The Kardashians have more followers, but no sane man would fuck them. Whatever creepy... READ MORE

Sara Jean Underwood has a job. Collecting followers on social media by way of the best outdoor recreational photos ever produced. This is not the hiking you imagine when overweight customer service reps reflexively list it as a hobby... READ MORE

What the world needs more than ever is a way to snatch even more money away from online fantasy football players. You weren’t happy enough with your office geek league for a couple hundred bucks and now you’ve lost... READ MORE

While Mark Zuckerberg isn’t trying to convince people he produced a baby via sexual reproduction or selling secrets to the Soviets (he has a time machine), he’s micro-managing his social media empire rules and regulations involving the baring of... READ MORE

Men and women can be just friends. If your definition of friend is somebody who will try to get his cock inside of you the minute you show the slightest hint of weakness. Guys love Sara Jean Underwood because... READ MORE

I truly do not understand the internets love affair with Sara Underwood, seen here at the pool at Encore in Las Vegas over the weekend. She’s just another blond chick with half-hearted implants, indistinguishable from two million other girls... READ MORE