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Nikki Mudarris Inflated Ego and Crap Around the Web

July 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put Thursday to bed with these hot links including Ashley Greene poking out, Danica McKellar working it, and patriotic boob GIFs! READ MORE

Samantha Hoopes Hardly Contained and Crap Around the Web

March 23, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Skin-filled titles leaving streaming, models with hard nips, and more! READ MORE

SI Models Are Victoria’s Secret Models With Clothes On

August 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Try to imagine the last sports article you read on Sports Illustrated. Selling half naked chicks is much easier. Trust me. SI's now running the swimsuit models year round in events designed to remind you to keep them somewhere... READ MORE

Samantha Hoopes Ass Cheeks in Winter

February 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Now that all the nonsense about plus sized, old and non-white people being important to SI Swimsuit has been dispensed, the publication can get down to the business of inviting tall hot blond women dressed like Sami prostitutes to... READ MORE

Tubes Glorious Tubes And Shit Around The Web

December 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Samantha Hoopes is one of those vaguely counted in the Census SI Swimsuit models with a heaving bosom that you feel like you ought to know better. Check back in in a couple decades after kids and the first... READ MORE

Samantha Hoopes Sells Magic Mike XXL

June 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Going to see Magic Mike doesn’t make you gay. Going to see Magic Mike and insisting it’ll make your girlfriend happy and you’ll get laid, that’s gay. The confident heterosexual male never insists. The Marlboro man never had to... READ MORE

Samantha Hoopes Wins Entourage Premiere

June 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to believe they’re still making movies showcasing hot girls in a digital age when you can click to Egotastic and see the same actresses naked. The soundtrack will be hot too. You can get all that on... READ MORE

Samantha Hoopes Is Very Good At Modeling Lingerie (VIDEO)

March 28, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Samantha Hoopes was one of the new faces from this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and there is very little doubt that this woman is going to be a star. She recently teamed up with Love Haus Lingerie for... READ MORE

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