August 29, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Try to imagine the last sports article you read on Sports Illustrated. Selling half naked chicks is much easier. Trust me. SI's now running the swimsuit models year round in events designed to remind you to keep them somewhere...
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February 16, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Now that all the nonsense about plus sized, old and non-white people being important to SI Swimsuit has been dispensed, the publication can get down to the business of inviting tall hot blond women dressed like Sami prostitutes to...
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December 5, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Samantha Hoopes is one of those vaguely counted in the Census SI Swimsuit models with a heaving bosom that you feel like you ought to know better. Check back in in a couple decades after kids and the first...
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June 26, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Going to see Magic Mike doesn’t make you gay. Going to see Magic Mike and insisting it’ll make your girlfriend happy and you’ll get laid, that’s gay. The confident heterosexual male never insists. The Marlboro man never had to...
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June 2, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s hard to believe they’re still making movies showcasing hot girls in a digital age when you can click to Egotastic and see the same actresses naked. The soundtrack will be hot too. You can get all that on...
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March 28, 2014 |
video |
editor|
Samantha Hoopes was one of the new faces from this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and there is very little doubt that this woman is going to be a star. She recently teamed up with Love Haus Lingerie for...
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