I can’t imagine the burden of big ole titties. Outside of landing you movie roles and billionaire husbands and making bath time far more fun than rubber ducky, just think about what a pain in the ass it must... READ MORE

I had to go look up Salma Hayek’s age. She’s 47. That’s one impressive ass. I’m not sure I’ve ever cranked my neck to check out the ass on a woman over fifty, so we’re close to charting new... READ MORE

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Salma Hayek and Oliver Stone were in London today to promote ‘Savages’, and to show me what a fool I’ve been all these years for trying to be discreet when staring at girls tits. Look at her, she’s in... READ MORE

Salma Hayek was one of the big stars at the ‘Prometheus’ world premiere in London last night, and I’m not gonna lie; there’s a lot of sexual tension between me and these pictures. Especially since I’ve been thinking lately... READ MORE

Nicolas Sarkozy (the President of France) will award Salma Hayek (an actress with big boobs) the Légion d’Honneur, which is the equivalent of a French knighthood. Hayek will receive a formal induction, which involves a Presidential medal pinning. Her... READ MORE

Salma Hayek has spent the last two days in new York promoting her new movie, the ‘Shrek’ spinoff ‘Puss-N-Boots’. Which of course is a cartoon meant for kids. Although you’d never know that by the way I just jacked... READ MORE

In real life, girls generally freak out if they don’t know you and you point a camera down their shirts and take pictures of their tits. In Hollywood, most of the girls are whores, and not only will they... READ MORE

More than anything else, the internet has taught me that Latin girls do anal. But second more than anything else, the internet has taught me that famous Hollywood stars are rarely as attractive as they appear in the media.... READ MORE

Salma Hayeks daughter Valentina had her first day of school yesterday, but we were the ones who really got an education. In this case, a jarring reminder that many sexy Hollywood stars are completely normal looking/fug in real life.... READ MORE