August 17, 2016 |
crap around the web |
michael-garcia|
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wears sheer lingerie. When Jason Statham finds out he's going to rent three much smaller Filipino men and kick their ass.
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February 18, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s hard to tug one out properly to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley knowing Jason Statham is behind you ready to drop kick your ass. After he watches you finish. He’s got a ton of issues on his plate. I can’t remember...
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February 3, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
This chick has made an entire career out of not talking and having lips that look like she just sucked the tailpipe of a classic Buick until it surrendered. Each skill therein by itself only gets you so far....
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January 5, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Rosie Huntington Whiteley scurried off to Thailand in the middle of the night to escape Jason Statham, but he found her. He has a certain set of abilities. Also, he’s implanted GSP tracking devices which show her precise location...
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November 24, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The fashion business is one massive ruse. It’s the equivalent of telling Jacksonville Jaguars fans that this is the year. That dress looks suspiciously like something already in your closet. I know you’re paying for it yourself, but I...
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November 19, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
This is a rare photo of this British model where Jason Statham doesn’t have his arm firmly wrapped around her neck like she’s figured out where he’s hidden her passport and has a cohort from the shelter ready to...
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June 4, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The X-Files is returning to Fox because they couldn’t think of anything relatively less derivative and nerds at lesser city Comic-Cons want one last chance to tug one out to Gillian Anderson. You’d like to think that a metropolis...
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April 10, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley got mostly naked for a photo shoot and as part of the trade off someone had to listen to her recount some benign facts about herself. Brace yourself, she likes to eat real food like the rest of...
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September 19, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
With more and more stories out that artificial sweeteners in diet soda are just making fat people die even faster, this Stevia plant sweetener is growing rapidly in popularity. It’s got few calories compared to real sugar and won’t...
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