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Rita Ora Got a New Face

February 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rita Ora sparked a controversy among her own followers on social media when she showed up at the Fifty Shades Darker premiere in New York and nobody recognized who the fuck she was. Guys didn't care because her new... READ MORE

Rita Ora Selling Lingerie Now Too

December 14, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The latest merchandising craze for models and celebrities is signature lingerie lines. Not factored into the gender wage gap mythology is the vast array of crap female celebrities sell to women while men are limited to Adrian Brody looking... READ MORE

Rita Ora Brings The Titties To The Party And Shit Around The Web

November 29, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Rita Ora is a world ambassador for large titted women. She used to be an ambassador for women with smaller breasts. She must've met the ambassador for silicone enhancements. READ MORE

Rita Ora Oktoberfest Tits And Shit Around The Web

September 28, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Rita Ora dresses like a busty beer wench for Oktoberfest. There may be no hotter dress up costume for girls than German beer maid. Naughty nurses are for men with medical office fetishes. READ MORE

Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

April 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce  with an assist from sixty-seven of her literate music industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs... READ MORE

Rita Ora Booty Flash And Shit Around The Web

April 19, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rita Ora is a singer with a swell pair of tits and and a nice ass. That’s a substitute for musical talent. We can find ugly girls to sing. I bet just seeing her twat will give you eye... READ MORE

Rita Ora Isn’t Trying Hard Enough

April 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Don’t bother 3D-printing up some space age tank top just to show off your nipples. Not if you’re not going to show of your tits as well. The bakery shop around the corner doesn’t just let you see the... READ MORE

Rita Ora Topless for Uncle Terry

January 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t remember anything I ever wrote about this person now that I’ve seen her bare tits. Such is the power contained within the naked female body. Didn’t you used to deliver me the wrong mail for two years?... READ MORE

Rita Ora And Daisy Lowe In Bikinis In Miami

December 31, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

British people instinctively find each other when traveling abroad. The tight phalanx formation prevents the sun from breaching their melanin starved skin. Also, they can mention the royals and other people actually seem interested. It’s the same reason they... READ MORE

Rita Ora Bikini Nipples

December 29, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess this suit looked different in the store when you tried it on. America doesn’t tolerate nipples, you bleached blond Albanian British strumpet. Watch our TV shows. They’re not about the tension between the social classes and they... READ MORE

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