Nobody makes fun of Rihanna anymore. There’s not much left to get. She holds her liquor, she smokes reefer, she rakes in cash, she’s got tight tits and ass. She had a brief period when she was trying to... READ MORE

There is no more pointless investigation than verifying whether or not Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking the chick standing next to him in any given paparazzi photo. Let me save you some time. He is. Thrice that very day, four... READ MORE

At some point media headline writers have to stop breathlessly referring to Rihanna as daring. It’s like bitching about Kirk going rogue. The shock value has to depart at some point in the repetition. I’ve seen Rihanna’s tits more... READ MORE

I don’t envy the magazines that cover celebrities like they’re actual sentient beings. Harper’s Bazaar has a guy at the aquarium who I guess owed them a favor so they let Rihanna snorkel into the circular fish tank and... READ MORE

Pudgy heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio is still slaying major ass including possibly Rihanna. The two were seen canoodling at the Playboy mansion. If you also can’t imagine wanting to talk to Rihanna for more than two minutes, then you’d think they’re... READ MORE

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You can’t show up to a yacht party in St. Bart’s in your hoodie and jeans. You’ll never see the quarterdeck. Rihanna went for mostly naked. Solid call when you can’t make up your mind. I don’t remember any girls... READ MORE

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Instagram notified a bunch of celebrities their accounts were being Purged, meaning some of their bogus followers were being deleted. Kim Kardashian lost 1.3 million pretend fans in a few hours, Rihanna 1.2, and Katy Perry 300,000 because her... READ MORE

I don’t know who the last Puma Global Ambassador was, but I guess they did a shitty job or got caught skinning a maid in a hotel room as Ambassadors seem to do. The German athletic wear company swiftly... READ MORE