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Rihanna Pushing Boundaries That Don’t Exist

April 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In case you weren’t clear about the music marketing concept of Rihanna being mostly naked in her music video, she released outtakes of herself mostly naked filming her music video. Later she’ll be posting upright dildo pics to Twitter,... READ MORE

Rihanna Tits Music Tits

April 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just to remind everybody how much better Prince was at the musical arts than anybody on the Billboard Top 100, Rihanna released a new music video where she walks around in a see-through robe showing off her nipples and... READ MORE

Rihanna’s Ass Scores Album Cover

April 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Your 20’s are your golden years of pussy. If you didn’t get laid as a teen, take comfort in the fact you have yet to hit your decade of peak sexual activity. By your 30’s your married and your... READ MORE

Rihanna Topless In ‘Kiss It Better’ (VIDEO)

March 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna dropped another track about the complexities of fucking, getting fucked, and being in a constant state of needing to be fucked. This is the dick pic selfies of chick music. Dirty limericks have more complex verse. According to... READ MORE

Drake Grinds Rihanna to Make Auto-Tuned Babies

March 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At this point in her career, Rihanna sings through vocal synthesizers almost entirely about getting fucked. Her music producers used to give her more to say but nobody was buying it. “Work” is her third song with Drake that... READ MORE

Rihanna Blew Up Pre-Grammys

February 18, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to a TMZ exclusive, meaning somebody got paid, Rihanna last minute canceled her Grammy performance after storming off the stage in a pre-show rehearsal. According to her reps but not the one who took the TMZ money, Rihanna... READ MORE

Rihanna Loves The Fake Black Lady And Shit Around The Web

October 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Singer and occasional Chris Brown punching bag Rihanna came out in defense of Rachel Dolezal, the NAACP local official who faked being black for years. She said she was “kind of a hero” for fooling everyone. Rachel Dolezal came out... READ MORE

Rihanna Nipples Not as Piercing As Her Workplace Gags

September 25, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna isn’t just a hot piece of pierced nipples in stupid sunglasses. She’s a corporate fashion magnate in the making. Sensing the end of her music career due to her songs sounding exactly like eighty-seven other artists not too... READ MORE

Rihanna Tits Are Moving Merch

September 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when the whole world got together and asked Rihanna to stop singing and she did? That was fucking amazing. Now she’s making the same cash money or more owning big pieces of fashion houses and using her Caribbean... READ MORE

Matt Barnes Poked Rihanna

August 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Serial cock fiend Rihanna and the NBA’s I know that dude from high school Matt Barnes reportedly went on two dates. And he didn’t pay. That means they fucked at least twice. TMZ caught up with Barnes after he... READ MORE

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