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Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

January 4, 2013 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn’t nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in... READ MORE

I’d hit it

December 21, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

I’m joking of course. Rihanna is weird looking and has an awful body, so I wouldn’t actually have sex with her. The headline was just a funny play on words. Domestic violence lol! (image source of rihanna in a... READ MORE

Rihanna and Chris Brown had a date last night

October 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls... READ MORE

Rihanna is praying for her baby Chris Brown (who failed a drug test)

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and… “(Rihanna)... READ MORE

Billie Joe Armstong is not f**king Justin Bieber you mother f**kers

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Usher, Green Day, and Rihanna were the headliners Friday night for the iHeartRadio Festival at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but after Usher was done, Green Day took the stage 30 minutes late and then were told to... READ MORE

Chris Browns new album says he beats women

September 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Browns new album ‘Fortune’ has been marked with warning stickers saying he beats women, though it’s not really an official thing, but the work of an anti-domestic violence campaign across London. And he totally deserves it, because he’s... READ MORE

Rihanna has this nifty new tattoo

September 11, 2012 | crowd favorites | editor| 0 Comments

What you see here is a tattoo of Isiris that Rihanna got last night in London, and about an inch above that are boobs, and then about a foot above that is her head. These things are listed in... READ MORE

Rihanna hugged and kissed Chris Brown at the VMAs

September 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna really is a moron who deserves every mean thing a boyfriend will ever do to her, because when she went on stage at the MTV VMA’s last night, Chris Brown hopped right up and they gave each other... READ MORE

Rihanna got in trouble with the yacht police

July 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna was on her yacht off the coast of France today when police on wave runners pulled up and asked her to turn her music down. After that they ticketed a pelican for loitering and chased a seagull who... READ MORE

Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)

June 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. “Hahaha”, said Everyone. Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated... READ MORE

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