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Rihanna Is a Patriot

August 6, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna never shies from pride in her small island nation of Barbados, noted for its tourism and mob friendly offshore banking. A couple times a year Rihanna dons the local festival costumery, gets loaded, and flashes her tits and... READ MORE

Rihanna Shows Boobs Off in Sweden

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The people of Sweden are very progressive. Much like the rest of Northern Europe. They teach the young ones about sex at a very early age. They give them lots of condoms and let them sculpt STDs in bio-degradable... READ MORE

Rihanna Pelted On Stage with Potato Chips (VIDEO)

July 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ll say this about British people, they are a cheeky lot. When Rihanna showed up late to yet another concert, fans in Manchester started pelting the stage with potato chips. I’m not sure if this is in response to... READ MORE

Rihanna In ‘Slutz’ Tank

July 17, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I could look it up, but I’m guessing Slutz is some designer’s parody attempt to ‘take back’ the term colloquially used to degrade promiscuous women and turn it into a female ‘sex-positive’ statement. Like when girls started wearing Playboy... READ MORE

Rihanna Goes Shopping In Her Swimsuit

July 17, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna can do shit like going shopping in fancy French stores in her bathing suit, because, fuck you, she’s Rihanna. I kind of like that actually. I once tried to get a hot dog at a mini-mart in just... READ MORE

Rihanna Goes Parasailing in Monte Carlo

July 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ah, to be parasailing in Monte Carlo in the summer. I have my own version of hot weather luxury. I straddle a floor fan so it can breathe cool life back into my sweaty gonads after the AC breaks... READ MORE

Rihanna Staggers Drunk at Polish Concert (VIDEO)

July 9, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Video credit: Pudelek.pl I was going to rip on Rihanna for being fall down fucked up at a concert in Poland, then I realized it was a Kings of Leon show, in Poland. You’re not attending that event anywhere... READ MORE

Rihanna Showed Off Her Cooch In Germany

July 4, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna performed in Hanover, Germany last night, and it was business as usual for the singer who once forgave Chris Brown for bouncing her face off of a car window like she was invented by James Naismith. Rihanna teased... READ MORE

Rihanna Goes Braless At Paris Fashion Week

July 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Paris is known for two things. Haute couture and people who are total dicks. The two join forces a few times a year for Fashion Week. When the entire world of largely unproductive, but wealthy annoying people descend upon... READ MORE

Rihanna In Short Shorts

June 26, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, INF READ MORE

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