LAURENCE FISHBURNE – made an offer to Vivid to buy every copy of his daughters first porn movie. What a pervert! One copy wasn’t enough, you sicko? (tmz) MONTANA FISHBURNE – says she’s always wanted to do porn. “I... READ MORE

10. KELLY BROOK IS PHOTOGENIC – this picture was the topic of some heated debate around the office while making the Top 100 list, with many feeling it should be the number 1 story of the year. Of course... READ MORE

VH1 Divas | Divas Video Last night Paula Abdul channeled all her seething contempt for Ellen DeGeneres and opened the 2009 VH1 Divas concert by doing an impression of her. Meaning she dressed like a man and danced like... READ MORE

Even though UHQ copies of Audrina Patridges Maxim cover are now available (ta-da), and Playmate Suzanne Stokes went to a club in Hollywood last night in a toddlers dress, this story still won’t be sexy because it’s actually about... READ MORE

Victoria Beckham of course filled in for Paual Abdul when auditions began last week in Denver for season 9 of “American Idol”, but according to producers it was to be a one time thing. And yet now E! is... READ MORE

Oh holy crap finally. Finally, finally, Paula Abduls dumb ass is off “American Idol”, saying on her twitter page 11 hours ago: With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the... READ MORE

It goes without saying that Paula Abdul never has any idea WTF she’s talking about. I’ve seen what people look like when they’re high. What they look like is exactly like this. Which is a real hurdle when your... READ MORE

Paula Abdul mocked the very premise of her own show last night when she lip-synched her new song on “American Idol”, and no one expects you to watch this whole clip, because that would be mean, especially since you... READ MORE

Paula Abduls idiocy stopped being entertaining at least two years ago, now it’s just annoying, but it may swing back to entertaining once it’s placed in the hands of a professional.  In this case Sacha Baron Cohen, who interviewed... READ MORE

Paula Goodspeed was the lunatic who went on "American Idol" and was obsessed with Paula Abdul.  She would draw life-size pictures of Abdul and follow her around, then was found dead outside Abduls fancy Hollywood mansion last November.  Golly,... READ MORE