It’s going to be forever difficult for anybody to outdo Whitney Houston’s bathtub performance at the pre-Grammy party two years ago, but Paris Hilton is taking a stab at it. Recognized as a major recording artist herself in several... READ MORE

Despite the fact that this weekend was supposed to be all about the biggest stars in Hollywood and the hard work they put into the TV shows and movies that are honored at the Golden Globes by people who... READ MORE

Because people are stupid, Paris Hilton was greeted by a bunch of her fans when she arrived at the Hyde Bellagio on Tuesday night to continue to pretend that she’s a DJ for a New Year’s Eve party. It’s... READ MORE

Paris Hilton preternaturally assumes the persona of the men she bangs. I’d call her a succubus but those underworld beings actually have to work a bit at their vile craft. Paris just squats atop and suddenly possesses all the... READ MORE

Paris Hilton once imagined her drug dealer was Paul Walker while she threw him a short-on-cash bone, so don’t tell her she’s not feeling as crushed as Tyrese Gibson or Paul Walker’s kid or NBC/Universal this week. When an... READ MORE

Hotel heiress and race relations scholar Paris Hilton caught a whole lot of shit yesterday for a tweet wherein she mistook Nelson Mandela for Martin Luther King. After the South African civil rights leader passed away yesterday, celebs took to... READ MORE

If you’ve got nothing planned for this week’s paycheck, why not get yourself a Paris Hilton handbag. It’s perfect for the shingles-ridden socialite on the go. Fur lined pouches for keeping your Valaciclovir warm and secret compartments for stashing... READ MORE

Paris Hilton became famous because her family is worth a ton of money and that gave her the freedom to do whatever the fuck she wants for the rest of her life, while millions of American girls adored her... READ MORE

Not only is Paris Hilton a brilliant, successful entrepreneur and businesswoman, and not only is she adored throughout the fashion world as a beautiful model and a symbol of class and elegance, and not only is she an incredibly... READ MORE

Paris Hilton and her sister, the other one, met up for a little shopping in Hollywood yesterday, and I don’t like to throw around accusations at such well-respected celebrities, but I think she might have known the photographers were... READ MORE