Okay this sucks. Nothings going on. This whole week has sucked. No sluttly pictures of anyone. No fights. Does anyone actually give a shit about Daniel Smith or how he died. Was he gonna be on the Supreme Court... READ MORE

Paris Hilton has been charged with two misdemeanors – driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher – stemming from her arrest on September 7th after the LAPD noticed her driving her Mercedes-Benz... READ MORE

When 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis was the victim of a home invasion in 2004, one of the witnesses was Paris Hilton, who told police at the time that she was at a party and overheard someone talking... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is not welcome at the Gramercy Park Hotel, the New York hotspot run by club legend Ian Schrager.   Page Six says: Friday night, after partying at Marquee and drinking "lots" of vodka and pineapple juice, Hilton tried... READ MORE

Paris Hilton was the victim of a brilliant practical joke set up by Sir Richard Branson, the billionaire founder of the Virgin Group.  It happened at the 21th birthday of Richards son, an elaborate bash with "Alice in Wonderland"... READ MORE

Despite making a pledge of celibacy just a few weeks ago, Paris Hilton reportedly spent Monday night with Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker.  After meeting for the first time a few days before at Pure in Las Vegas, they... READ MORE

These are reportedly the first two pictures of Paris Hilton during her arrest early this morning for driving while intoxicated.  X17 took them and TMZ has them posted, but all I see is some ugly whore with a bad dye... READ MORE

Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for driving under the influence of alcohol.  Hilton was pulled over in Hollywood while driving home in her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren.  A police spokesman said: "The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms... READ MORE

Just a week after Paris Hilton glared at ex-BFF Tara Reid while she stood on the outside looking in at Hyde in Los Angeles, Paris and sidekick Brandon Davis were denied entrance to Bungalow 8 in New York City... READ MORE

In what has to be the weirdest possible celebrity pairing imaginable, Lance Armstrong was seen earlier this week at a club on the Sunset Strip with Paris Hilton.  Page Six says: The two showed up to the Key Club... READ MORE