TOM CRUISE IS SEXY – I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m bragging, but I’m fuckin hot, so I know sexy when I see it, and Tom Cruise is sexier than ever.  He could totally be a plus-sized model. ... READ MORE

You probably assumed that Paris and Nicky Hilton spent the weekend working on an AIDS quilt or a new translation of "the Odyssey", but instead they acted like spoiled whores.  Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either.  But... READ MORE

Paris Hilton says she wants to have lots of kids in the very near future and feels she's qualified because of her loving rapport with animals (as seen above).  Paris says, "It’s been my dream to have four babies... READ MORE

Lindsay, you little attention-starved, drama-queen bitch.  How god damn dumb are you.  Paris Hilton is nothing but a vicious bitch to you and everyone else – but especially you – and 15 seconds ago you said she hit you... READ MORE

X17 has a video today showing Lindsay Lohan stepping out of a limo and then, after a little prodding, walking over to the waiting paparazzi where she stops, holds up her arm and says… "…I'm saying this on tape,... READ MORE

You could release two dozen greased pigs in a club and not cause a commotion like it did when Britney Spears and Paris Hilton showed up together at Tao in Vegas, one of their many stops at a handful... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman is nice – Even though she wasn't invited to the wedding, Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together."  How touching. ... READ MORE

It's always seemed odd that Lindsay Lohan would still be friends with Paris Hilton after Hilton cackled her approval during Brandon Davis' vile "firecrotch" rant, but maybe Lohan is finally opening her eyes, as evidenced here when she calls... READ MORE

It took 70,000 tries, but for the first time ever, in that top picture only, Paris Hilton doesn't look like a complete monster.  And that's pretty much the nicest thing I've ever had to say about her.  Thanks to... READ MORE

Hollywood held its first few Halloween parties over the weekend, and all the usual attention whores found their way in front of the cameras.  Lindsay Lohan was inspired by … umm, camel toe jokes, Haylie Duff went dressed as... READ MORE