If you could see my heart right now, you'd just see Snoopy dancing and cartoon bluebirds carrying banners of construction papers hearts and hanging them on a rainbow.  But I'd be remiss if I didn't pass along my congratulations... READ MORE

Paris Hilton surrendered to the Los Angeles County sheriff a little before midnight last night to begin her 23-day jail sentence.  And in their fine tradition of kissing celebrity ass, the sheriff announced that Paris will now have a... READ MORE

Susannah Johnson was released Saturday from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, the prison where Paris Hilton will be taken into custody tomorrow to begin her 23 day sentence.  And Johnson says the other inmates have already formed... READ MORE

Shockingly, Nicky Hilton does not feel that her sister Paris should be going to jail on Monday for repeatedly driving with a suspended license after a DUI.  Hilton says:  "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to... READ MORE

Paris Hilton goes to jail on Monday, and she wants to make sure she looks her best when she does.  The Daily News says: Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her... READ MORE

Paris Hilton will begin her 23 day prison sentence in just 5 days, yet all outward appearances indicate she's living her life as normal.  The Daily Mail says: …it was business as usual for Paris Hilton who arrived at... READ MORE

Proving once again that law enforcement in Los Angeles will do everything they can to kiss the ass of celebrities, officials have already hand selected the cellmate of Paris Hilton, choosing a non-violent offender currently serving time for reckless... READ MORE

People magazine says that Paris Hilton is terrified about her upcoming 23 day prison sentence and will break down in tears at a moments notice.  Sources say: "Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents and friends are... READ MORE

The Daily Mail UK caught Paris Hilton leaving her house yesterday while holding a copy of the Bible and a self help book named "The Power Of Now".  The Mail says: If ever there was a cry for help... READ MORE

In reaction to this mornings decision by the LA County Sheriffs department to reduce Paris Hiltons jail term from 45 days to 23 days, Hilton has now decided not to appeal the initial ruling.  Her attorneys were expected to file... READ MORE