The kind of people that still like Entourage are the same kind of people that still think Paris Hilton is hot, so it's fitting that Paris is dating the Entourage guy.  According to a British rag.  I don't know... READ MORE

A paparazzi was caught trying to take a picture up Paris Hilton's skirt while she demurely pretended to talk on her phone this week.  Jeez, dude, could you get any lazier?  Vegas puts the over/under how long you have... READ MORE

Paris Hilton did an in store promotion at Kitson in LA yesterday to push her new clothing line.  For kids.  Because who wouldn't want their little kid to dress like Paris Hilton?  God this sounds like a sting operation... READ MORE

Page Six says today that Paris Hilton appears to be a changed woman and the days of her nonstop partying and whoring for attention are over.  Or are they – dun dun dun… …sources close to the ditzy heirhead... READ MORE

Paris Hiltons chest once again looked twice the size it used to over the weekend, and despite the entire planet having seen her breasts repeatedly over the years whether you wanted to or not, she swears she's never gotten... READ MORE

Paris Hilton was caught gazing at her reflection in a window and flipping trough some kind of binder for hours yesterday at her beach house, and thanks to X17, it turns out the binder was filled with pictures of... READ MORE

Ever since Paris Hilton got out of jail, her story of redemption has been pretty inspirational.  She was arrested for DUI, but in a way, each of us has a “DUI” to face. For some, shyness might be their... READ MORE

Hey remember when Paris Hilton was in jail and she told Ryan Seacrest she was determined to change her ways and she wanted to build a halfway house for recently released female inmates?  Yeah.  Yeah, that was neat, huh. ... READ MORE

Paris Hilton lost $60 million last week when she was cut out of the Hilton family will because of her endless whoring and spoiled antics.  News.com says: Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behavior... READ MORE

We should maybe just post stuff from now on when Paris Hilton goes a day without ending up naked in public or drunk in public or just sort of making an ass out of herself in general.  It's Monday,... READ MORE