The Daily Mail says today that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmers may be trying to draft Paris Hilton into Scientology, and they based this on absolutely nothing. Paris was seen at the Cut restaurant last night, where the Cruises... READ MORE

What is clear is that Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton were getting very friendly this weekend at the nightclub Pure in Caesars Palace in Vegas.  Whats not clear is who stepped up to who first and what, if anything,... READ MORE

Rich Prosecco, the canned German wine Paris Hilton endorses, has come out with another ad, although this looks more like an ad for the color red than it does for wine.  God knows why they're paying her for pictures... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is in Berlin all this week, making an ass out of herself as always, but technically there to promote a canned wine named Rich Prosecco.  I know that sounds delicious and you wish you had some right... READ MORE

I don't know why Paris Hilton is going to parties surrounded by strangers where she doesn't know anyone, but apparently she is.  And the results are fantastic.  Fox News says: Our spies also spotted Hilton at the Versace Mansion... READ MORE

New York Magazine, via the New York Daily News, says today that Rick and Kathy Hilton, the parents of Paris and Nicky Hilton, once were so high they crushed up a rock of cocaine and did it right on... READ MORE

God bless Paris Hilton for having the courage to address the problem of drunk elephants.  Drunk elephants are everywhere these days: in our schools, our neighborhoods, our churches and synagogues, you can't even go to the market anymore without... READ MORE

I've never worn lipstick (in this country), but I like to imagine I could figure out how it's done.  I wouldn't look at the directions because I'm pretty confident I can guess what they would say.  Step 1. Put... READ MORE

Here's Paris Hilton in a different Halloween outfit, but no less boring and uninspired than the last one.  It basically looks like the same crap she normally wears, but now with a little hat.  It's an expertly calculated attack... READ MORE

If you all open the sealed envelope I gave you last week, you'll see that I predicted Paris Hilton would wear something slutty for Halloween with either her tits or ass hanging out.  And now my prediction has come... READ MORE